Bot Demotivational Poster
GO AHEAD -
Truth In Advertising -
CHUCK NORRIS -
FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!
ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone
KINETIC ENERGY... -
HELL BUS -
PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.
EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason
NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -
TOO OLD TO NURSE -
WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -
3 Men and a Robot -
INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?
SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!
OPTIMUS SLAM DUNKING - Your arguement is invalid.
ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!
PEARL HARBOUR -
BOTOX - No one ever think's what it will look like as you get older
Behind Bars -
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.
LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE - Have a dose and a smile!
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY -
SAILOR BOTS - Transform and Maaaaaake Up!
BARGAIN- BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS SO DRINK, DON'T DRIVE -
LIFE SUMMED UP - The lifespan can be portrayed in four different beverages
OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.
SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.
The Human Bot Fly -
DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto
AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.
"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!
IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.
ROBOT DEVIL - you'll suffer till the end of time enduring tortures most of which rhyme
BENDER - Please insert liquor!
GRIMLOCK - Him no bozo. Him king.
X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.
ROCK BOTTOM -
GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot
SUMMER MAINTENANCE - "In case of invasion of alien contact Mazinger-Fortress of Science - Japan"
V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable
HINDSIGHT - Is when you realize that hiding your ecstasy in a vitamin bottle while at your grandparents house was a bad idea.
I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!
GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!
LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.
INDUSTRIAL HEMP - It's kind of like non-alcoholic beer, why bother ...
"WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST." - (Or whatever caption Airman would use.)
KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"
SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.
MOUNTAIN BIKING - dont bother
HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO - Translation; “Say ello to my leetle friend”.
MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !
LASERS - Ion blasts are the right of all sentient beings.
CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!
AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.
ROBOTIC FACEPALM - Because a robot with no feeling knew you screwed that up.
KERMIT R.I.P. -
YOU... - are experiencing a car accident.
FAMILY OUTCAST - Some will do anything, just to be included.
JUST WAIT AND SEE -
THAT'S RIGHT - I swing both ways!
LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
THE FUTURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT - Given the current national budget, anyway.
AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -
ADAPTING TO MOTIFAKE - If You Realize, That Most Of The Other Stings Just Want To Protect Themselves, It's So Much Easier To Simply Drift...
SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"
GET ALONG BESSIE -
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - Just throw a bottle, retrieve it and... Ruuun, dawg!
ED-209 - He talks. You listen.
ROBOTS - Don't trust them.
consider carefully -
MY COMFORT - Thank you for being there for me, and letting me be here for you now.
Counting Calories -
IT DID MISS A FEW SPOTS THOUGH -
PULL THE TRIGGER -
THINGS THAT RUINE YOUR INTERNET SURFING -
I DON'T KNOW -
SURVIVAL SKILLS - some are attained long before basic training
DENIAL - "Guess you're done feeding with the baby bottle? What does that leave?"
I HAVE NO FEAR OF DEATH -
THE FIVE LIONS - Their true identities revealed!!!!
BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.
SERENITY - Is what you feel after a long day on the water Watching the waves break on the shore. Knowing she can only nag the fishes now.
CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?
DMT - opening doorways to the 12th demension
CLEVERBOT - Cleverbot has been beaten.
GENDO IKARI - Just as planned
TERMINATOR - the designers of this obviously never watched it
THE JOURNEY - It's Not About The Trip It's About The Destination
ACTION - Should culminate in wisdom.
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